Jeff Beanard's definitions

chodermcfatt

After a chode has swollen to twice its size, it will burst and you may harvest the sweet inner leavings.

Vinnies chode was ripe for the plucking and I salvaged all his "chodermcfatt".

by Jeff Beanard September 8, 2006

Crusty Hamburgaler

A form of seduction so vile, that it cannot even be described. It can however consist of 1 water buffalo, 1 spatula, a tube of axel grease, and preferrably blind midget. Only these 4 items can be used in the forbidden art.

After repeated attemps of failure, Dexter was finally able to get Jason to go out on a date with him by performing the "Crusty Hamburgaler".

by Jeff Beanard May 13, 2008

choad dance

when your legs stick together causeing your choad to become irritated and your choad needs to get fresh air and be allowed to dry the sweat it has acquired.

What christian does at work before he can walk to get something, this is the choad dance.

by Jeff Beanard September 5, 2006