shrimp salad

To perform oral sex on a person of diminutive height.
I went to the little people's convention the other day and sampled the shrimp salad.
by Jeff July 21, 2003
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Swag

An extraordinarily obese and obnoxiously repulsive "girl" that enjoys causing pain and discomfort towards those around her due to her never ending supply of enthusiasm and complete and total retardation.
Swag?, how's it going? "Im smarter than you, and i play volleyball, and im hot, and im better than you at everything, especially being human and having friends!!!!!!!"
by Jeff August 28, 2003
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Yom

An individual who is mentally sub-normal / retarded.
That guy in the rubber hat looks like a bit of a yom!
by Jeff February 11, 2005
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ziggy poo-peed

Okay, getting ziggy poo peed is when you wake up in the morning after a night of drunken action and you have jiz and vomit all over your body, youve been peed on, youve soiled yourself, and the most important part- There's a big fat penis resting on your face.
Awh man, I got ziggy poo-peed last night.
by Jeff December 07, 2004
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caucus

Jeff: do you know what a caucus is?
Matt: yes
Matt: I think they were talking about a caucus when I was in England
Matt: Something to do with the house of Parliament
Jeff: The word caucus is a North American Indian word, thought to be of Algonquin origin, meaning a gathering of the ruling tribal chiefs. The modern definition describes caucuses as a process of political party members gathering to make policy decisions and to select candidates.
Matt: ahh yes
Matt: They smoked a shitload of mushrooms (no pun intended) and sat around the sweat-hut trying to determine whether Little Big Sheep or Big Little Sheep would be next in line to be the chief
Matt: One of them tripped and fell (still no pun intended), and yelled "CAUCUS" as he hit the floor
The 2004 Iowa caucus was won by John Kerry
by Jeff January 21, 2004
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fr00bl3t

a nub's nub
j00 are fr00bl3t
by Jeff February 10, 2004
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GFO

Comes from when you're tired of being anywhere, bar, some chicks house.

GET THE FUCK OUT!
Man, this shit blows. Let's GFO!
by Jeff October 03, 2004
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