blurgle

diarrhea; any unpleasant fecal emission

child i just went to the toilet and had terrible blurgle

by jeff December 27, 2004

decrackinated

meaning the same as decafinated.

...and bring me a latte; DECRACKINATED
-Chris Rock, Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

by Jeff April 21, 2005

mks

Short for marcus
He's a jew

mks is a kid I know. He's jewish.

by Jeff February 21, 2004

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

by Jeff January 13, 2004

betox

As in to betoxify one-n-other.

Wud up fuckity,
Not much BETOX

by Jeff February 08, 2004

Demko

A lousy boss who wears tight pants and drives a jeep. He constantly plays UPSwith women.

Working for Demko is like going to Neverland, if you are 8 years old.

by Jeff January 05, 2004

East-Junior-High

noun.
an extremely evil and boring place. One would go here to be bored or to participate in boring activities.

I went to East-Junior-High and died of boredom.

by Jeff May 06, 2003