Jeff's definitions

vagitronic

originating from the german "tipronic" this is an "manually shifted" automatic transmission for pussies that can't drive stick.

"So did your girlfriend get the 5 speed?"
"No, she got that assy vagitronic"

by Jeff October 29, 2004

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

by Jeff January 12, 2004

killing floor

From old blues songs, particularly the Chicago style; a reference to the location in the slaughterhouse where the stock was killed and then butchered, hence a scene of danger, difficulty, bloodshed, etc.

Man, it sure is tough down on the killing floor today!

by jeff August 7, 2004

stupid

Being highly intoxicated and/or acting wild and uninhibited.

We went to Cancun for spring break and just got STUPID.

by jeff March 21, 2004

jillybanging

gettin drunk and then getting stoned

I drank them 8 beer, smoked that fat blunt. Now I'm jillybangin!

by jeff May 13, 2005

Gold

A shiny metal

I love Gooollllldd!

by Jeff October 3, 2002

Iron Giant

The Bohemoth located in a my hairy jungle of love

Oh My, how am i ever going to get that iron giant in my mouth?

by jeff December 11, 2003