Jeb from NH's definitions

beaming

The state of having erect nipples high beams

Did you see Jessica when she came out of the pool? She was beaming.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

turkey's done

An expression to point out that a female in the room has erect nipples. Typically used for a woman with particularly large nipples like those of a temperature indicator on a turkey in the oven that pops up when the bird is done.

(as a girl with high beams in a tight turtle neck walks by...)
Dude, the turkey's done!

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

hang trout

verb. To whip out the penis, often to take a leak.

Excuse me fellas, I have to go hang trout.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

finless brown trout

small brown swimmers usually seen swimming in a circle and then straight down. See also: brown trout

I just aet some wicked good chilli. Now I have to go release some finless brown trout.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003