Definitions by Jeb from NH

beaming

The state of having erect nipples high beams

Did you see Jessica when she came out of the pool? She was beaming.

beaming by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

hang trout 

verb. To whip out the penis, often to take a leak.

Excuse me fellas, I have to go hang trout.

hang trout by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

finless brown trout 

small brown swimmers usually seen swimming in a circle and then straight down. See also: brown trout

I just aet some wicked good chilli. Now I have to go release some finless brown trout.

finless brown trout by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

turkey's done 

An expression to point out that a female in the room has erect nipples. Typically used for a woman with particularly large nipples like those of a temperature indicator on a turkey in the oven that pops up when the bird is done.

(as a girl with high beams in a tight turtle neck walks by...)
Dude, the turkey's done!

turkey's done by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003