Definitions by Jeb from NH

cyclops

a penis or any other one-eyed creature. "Playing tug-o-war with cyclops" is a term for male masturbation.

I had to wipe the floor after playing tug-o-war with cyclops

cyclops by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

hang trout 

verb. To whip out the penis, often to take a leak.

Excuse me fellas, I have to go hang trout.

hang trout by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

finless brown trout 

small brown swimmers usually seen swimming in a circle and then straight down. See also: brown trout

I just aet some wicked good chilli. Now I have to go release some finless brown trout.

finless brown trout by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

turkey's done 

An expression to point out that a female in the room has erect nipples. Typically used for a woman with particularly large nipples like those of a temperature indicator on a turkey in the oven that pops up when the bird is done.

(as a girl with high beams in a tight turtle neck walks by...)
Dude, the turkey's done!

turkey's done by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003