slip one past the goalie

verb. To impreagnate a woman; usually occuring during intercourse where some form of contraceptive is used.

Dude, that sucks. I heard you slipped one past the goalie.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

bopping the bishop

masturbating

Don't let me catch you bopping the bishop ever again, boy!

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

turkey's done

An expression to point out that a female in the room has erect nipples. Typically used for a woman with particularly large nipples like those of a temperature indicator on a turkey in the oven that pops up when the bird is done.

(as a girl with high beams in a tight turtle neck walks by...)
Dude, the turkey's done!

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

cyclops

a penis or any other one-eyed creature. "Playing tug-o-war with cyclops" is a term for male masturbation.

I had to wipe the floor after playing tug-o-war with cyclops

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003