bopping the bishop

masturbating

Don't let me catch you bopping the bishop ever again, boy!

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

saggits

Saggy tits; usually large and droopy. a.k.a. "bob saggits"

Michelle rested her saggits on the table because her back was sore.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

cyclops

a penis or any other one-eyed creature. "Playing tug-o-war with cyclops" is a term for male masturbation.

I had to wipe the floor after playing tug-o-war with cyclops

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

finless brown trout

small brown swimmers usually seen swimming in a circle and then straight down. See also: brown trout

I just aet some wicked good chilli. Now I have to go release some finless brown trout.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003