Jbob's definitions

Playing in the grass

fucking a chick with hair down there

i played in the grass last night

by Jbob April 27, 2003

play in the mud

fucking a chick in the ass

if there's no grass flip her over and play in the mud.

by Jbob April 27, 2003

mow the lawn

when a girl shaves down there and keeps it shaved.

she keeps her lawn mowed

by Jbob April 27, 2003

Derrock

v. to quit early; to stop before the finish line
n. someone who asks for handouts
sports- to derrick out in football to take a dive. in basketball- to cheer really really good. in golf- to use the foot wedge
what a derrick (look at that cheerleader)
Synonyms include democrat, leftwing bed-wetter
Afraid of men calling him sweetie in bright orange jumpsuits.

A derrick lifestyle is synonomous with the french. They quit early, surrender often, and have tendencies we cannot discuss.

by JBOB April 24, 2004

groggy

A sleepy, dull feeling, making you slow to move or think; evoking an image of being mentally water-logged

I slept 14 hours last night, so this morning I feel very groggy.

by JBob May 13, 2005

huilin

A boy that is not yet ready to come out of the closet. Shy to expose his true colors.

You are such a sad huilin

by Jbob November 29, 2021

trouser snake beating

slapping(if you a guy)or being slapped (if you a girl) by a dick after giving or getting head.

bitch how bout a trouser snake beating!

by Jbob April 27, 2003