Jazzy MacJizz's definitions

Insurgent-Care

A medical institution found in the middle east. Usually run by sketchy middle eastern people with rifles and back packs possibly containing C-4. Equivalent to Urgent Cares found in the US. Minus the rifles and C-4.

We were at the Insurgent-Care and so ebody yelled Allah Akbar. Me and Ray got the fuck outta there before a bomb went off.

by Jazzy MacJizz September 17, 2018

Spray the bowl

When you have to shit, and you know it’s gonna be a messy, disgusting, splattery mess. Hence “Spraying the bowl”.

Man, after eating that Taco Bell, I’m gonna have to spray the bowl.

by Jazzy MacJizz September 14, 2020

Pokemonning

Douchebags who play Pokémon Go are considered to be Pokemonning.

Mike : Did you see that fucking asshole fall in the river?
Steve : Yeah, he was pokemonning and didn't see the edge.

by Jazzy MacJizz July 16, 2016

Wretched Cunt

A power hungry bitch in a position of leadership that has issues with men., and treats them like she’s a cunty wife. Typically a tall, slender, ugly whore.

Hey, the wretched cunt wrote me up for calling out on Saturday. I’ll just file a grievance. I’m not worried about her!

by Jazzy MacJizz October 4, 2023

Carmony

When the drummer (named Carmen) sings harmonies in any tune.

Damn, did you that Carmony the drummer just sang in that Toto song?

by Jazzy MacJizz July 20, 2018

Fucktard

A person who by definition is not "mentally challenged", but probably should be considered as such. One who you often wonder how they make it through each day alive.

Did you see what Dom did? He's such a fucktard.

by Jazzy MacJizz December 26, 2015

load hoagie

A hoagie roll full of a man’s love nectar. May include other meats and cheeses.

I fed that whore a load hoagie. She loved it.

by Jazzy MacJizz November 13, 2017