Definitions by Jazzy MacJizz

Wretched Cunt 

A power hungry bitch in a position of leadership that has issues with men., and treats them like she’s a cunty wife. Typically a tall, slender, ugly whore.

Hey, the wretched cunt wrote me up for calling out on Saturday. I’ll just file a grievance. I’m not worried about her!

Wretched Cunt by Jazzy MacJizz October 4, 2023

Spray the bowl 

When you have to shit, and you know it’s gonna be a messy, disgusting, splattery mess. Hence “Spraying the bowl”.

Man, after eating that Taco Bell, I’m gonna have to spray the bowl.

Spray the bowl by Jazzy MacJizz September 14, 2020

BeerPussy

A scalley-wag named Jerry who has assumed this name as an alter ego.

BeerPussy is a Juniata legend.

BeerPussy by Jazzy MacJizz December 8, 2019

Insurgent-Care 

A medical institution found in the middle east. Usually run by sketchy middle eastern people with rifles and back packs possibly containing C-4. Equivalent to Urgent Cares found in the US. Minus the rifles and C-4.

We were at the Insurgent-Care and so ebody yelled Allah Akbar. Me and Ray got the fuck outta there before a bomb went off.

Insurgent-Care by Jazzy MacJizz September 17, 2018

Carmony 

When the drummer (named Carmen) sings harmonies in any tune.

Damn, did you that Carmony the drummer just sang in that Toto song?

Carmony by Jazzy MacJizz July 20, 2018

load hoagie 

A hoagie roll full of a man’s love nectar. May include other meats and cheeses.

I fed that whore a load hoagie. She loved it.

load hoagie by Jazzy MacJizz November 13, 2017

Pokemonning 

Douchebags who play Pokémon Go are considered to be Pokemonning.

Mike : Did you see that fucking asshole fall in the river?
Steve : Yeah, he was pokemonning and didn't see the edge.

Pokemonning by Jazzy MacJizz July 16, 2016