Definitions by Jayne is perfect

Gordon 

Gordon is somebody who is a Russian spy/vampire and will gather info on you using his dog Ellie. A Gordon looks like a vampire had a baby with a god

Person 1 “I just met this super cool guy with this sick dog”

Person 2 “Make sure that they aren’t a Gordon”

Gordon by Jayne is perfect May 9, 2020

Jayne 

Jayne is such a nice person she is so great to be around everybody wants to be a Jayne but only one perfect Jayne can truly exist and she will make you so jealous every bit of Jayne is so insanely cute it’s crazy

Person 1 “See that person over there”

Person 2 “Yup she has to be a Jayne”

Jayne by Jayne is perfect May 9, 2020

Jayne 

Jayne is the single greatest human to ever walk this planet she makes peoples days better just by looking at them and has a great personality that is matched by none. If you think you have anything on Jayne then you r lying

Oml I’m so jealous of that Jayne

Jayne by Jayne is perfect May 9, 2020

Dora 

She’s literally fucking swiper constantly

Dora is fucking swiper rn

Dora by Jayne is perfect May 9, 2020