Definitions by Jay dov

big floppy 

When your dick hangs low, and it wobbles to and fro, so you can tie it in a knot or tie it in a bow.

My girl loves to play with my big floppy, she smacks it around like its a speed bag.

big floppy by Jay dov June 3, 2016

persian wombat

The act of taking your limp dick and folding it up inside your furry, soft and supple nut sack so it looks like a wombat, then walk over to a sleeping victim, and start lightly slapping this neatly folded cocknut package on their face.

stfu or imma come over there and beat you with a Persian wombat.

persian wombat by Jay dov June 3, 2016

Jazz 

The female equivalent of jizz also known as lady milk, squirt juice and the vagtastic milky white vitamin P.

That chick had me smothered in her jazz

Jazz by Jay dov June 3, 2016

poison tea kettle 

the act of getting a blow job with after anal sex with multiple other individuals, as unsuspecting person sucking that dirty dick brings you to climax, pull out of their mouth and blow a buttery nut in their face, this surprise money shot resembles steam coming from the spigot of a tea kettle.

I gave sally the ol' poison tea kettle last night after I packed some serious fudge at Audrey's.

poison tea kettle by Jay dov June 3, 2016