Definitions by Jay Young

ass cactus 

An unpleasant person, a pain in the ass.

Man, my boss was a real ass cactus today!

ass cactus by Jay Young April 19, 2005

E-Tard 

Someone who goes on line too much (usually to play games and chat rather than to keep up with current events or educate themselves). They are so involved in their online activities that they lose track of daily reality.

Man, I've just been playing blackjack online 24-7! Haven't kept up with the news or anything. I dohn't know what's going on! I'm turning into a real e-tard.

E-Tard by Jay Young April 19, 2005

autie

An autistic person. Popularized in the books of Donna Williams, an autistic writer.

Jessica Park, who does cool paintings of bridges and buildings, is an autie.

autie by Jay Young April 18, 2005

plural 

A person with multiple personalities.

There are several online communities run by plurals.

plural by Jay Young April 18, 2005

multiple 

A person with multiple personalities -- many minds in one body.

See multividual.

There are several online communities run by multiples.

multiple by Jay Young April 18, 2005

flying toaster

A famous screensaver invented by Wes Boyd for the Macintosh computer, showing a squadron of winged toasters zooming across the stratosphere.

Call me old-fashioned, but I still think the flying toaster screensaver is cool.

flying toaster by Jay Young February 20, 2005

flying toaster

A phrase used by online multiples. Mocks the erroneous popular concept that people with multiple personalities have amazing psychic powers and fritz out electronic equipment a lot.

Cherryblossom House had a power outage last night. I bet their husband thinks they did it with their flying toaster powers.

flying toaster by Jay Young November 15, 2004