Definitions by Jasper of Poole

Twideo 

A face to camera video published through Twitter.

A twideo is for tweeters who like to be seen.

Twideo by Jasper of Poole October 19, 2021

fluronavirus 

A novel coronavirus with identical symptoms to that of influenza.

It feels like the flu, but the RT/PCR test says it's Covid19, maybe it's a hybrid, a fluronavirus.

fluronavirus by Jasper of Poole February 22, 2021

a jenner 

A jenner is the £10 and 6 pence that a GP receives from the NHS when they administer a vaccination.

A jenner in the arm is worth a tenner in the pocket.

a jenner by Jasper of Poole June 24, 2020

Shipmancide 

The act of falsifying a death certificate with an aim of artificially increasing the death count by the Coronavirus (COVID19).

"Harold Shipman would be having a field day with these relaxed regulations, it's a licence to Shipmancide".

Shipmancide by Jasper of Poole June 14, 2020

conspiratonitus

Someone who is afflicted with conspiracy theories.

That bloke sitting in the corner with no friends has chronic conspiratonitus.

conspiratonitus by Jasper of Poole March 23, 2020