Jasper Smeed's definitions

Dream Puff

Similar to a nightcap with liquor, but with weed instead.

Dude #1: I'm beat and need to go to sleep.
Dude #2: Wanna take a 'Dream Puff'?
Dude #1: Fuck yeah!!

by Jasper Smeed January 9, 2010

Happy Mountain

A preceding descriptive term that makes practically everything sound pleasing and/or amusing.

Happy Mountain Cider
Happy Mountain Chowder
Happy Mountain Village
Happy Mountain Diapers
Happy Mountain Parking Ticket

by Jasper Smeed January 9, 2010

Mexican roulette

A "birth control" method which is essentially unprotected sex primarily practiced within Latin American ethnicities and Catholic religious denominations. The rhythm method.

Person one: Why does Maria have so many kids?
Person two: Mexican Roulette!

by Jasper Smeed June 11, 2006