Definitions by Jasper John
Condi Rice
Step 1: Wet your penis
Step 2: Flop it in a bag of high quality rice until thoroughly covered.
Step 3: Smack someone in the face with your penis.
Step 2: Flop it in a bag of high quality rice until thoroughly covered.
Step 3: Smack someone in the face with your penis.
Work was stressing me out. It’s nice to come home and get good Condi Rice.
David is such a bitch. He deserved that Condi Rice.
David is such a bitch. He deserved that Condi Rice.
Condi Rice by Jasper John December 14, 2008
Trend Bar
Greatest bar in the Midway. It should be the destination of all cool people who just turned twenty-one.
I got demolished at the Trend Bar last weekend. Luckily, no one shot me in my vulnerable condition.
Don't be a bitch Paul. Were going to the Trend Bar.
Don't be a bitch Paul. Were going to the Trend Bar.
Trend Bar by Jasper John December 13, 2008
Orchestra
Three or more people involved in a “rusty trombone” circle. A group of people receiving and giving rim job while playing each others dongs.
: Where were you last night? I was worried.
: Oh, I was at a five piece orchestra.
I lost complete control of my bowels when Ness was rimming me.
Nothing is sweeter than an all male Orchestra.
: Oh, I was at a five piece orchestra.
I lost complete control of my bowels when Ness was rimming me.
Nothing is sweeter than an all male Orchestra.
Orchestra by Jasper John February 3, 2007