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Definitions by Jasper John

Condi Rice 

Step 1: Wet your penis
Step 2: Flop it in a bag of high quality rice until thoroughly covered.
Step 3: Smack someone in the face with your penis.
Work was stressing me out. It’s nice to come home and get good Condi Rice.

David is such a bitch. He deserved that Condi Rice.
Condi Rice by Jasper John December 14, 2008
Greatest bar in the Midway. It should be the destination of all cool people who just turned twenty-one.
I got demolished at the Trend Bar last weekend. Luckily, no one shot me in my vulnerable condition.

Don't be a bitch Paul. Were going to the Trend Bar.
Trend Bar by Jasper John December 13, 2008

Orchestra 

Three or more people involved in a “rusty trombone” circle. A group of people receiving and giving rim job while playing each others dongs.
: Where were you last night? I was worried.
: Oh, I was at a five piece orchestra.

I lost complete control of my bowels when Ness was rimming me.

Nothing is sweeter than an all male Orchestra.
Orchestra by Jasper John February 3, 2007