Jasper's definitions

critt

A fucking perverted creep you don't ever want to know

critt: OOO BOOBIES!
me: thats a fat man
critt: BOOOBIES!!!

by jasper February 13, 2005

hominence

Hominence is a one word googlewhack.
I typed it in and got ad-hominence.

It is some kind of a quasi-holiday celebrated in the middle of October.
People carry a brass coin with a hole in it during the days of hominence.

Is that your brass coin?

Yes.

Are these the days of hominence?

That's why I have the bras coin!

by Jasper October 15, 2003

opps

A common misspelling of the exclamation "oops!"

Opps! I tYpOed agAiN!!! lololololo

by Jasper February 3, 2004

spatulate

Noun:

To slap somone with a spatula

Thats it, I'm going to spatulate you!

by Jasper June 8, 2004

Weem

The state of being extremely awesome.

Man, that's one weemy haircut you got there! ^.^

by Jasper April 21, 2004

shmeik

A very little penis like Tyler Williams

Tyler has a shmeik

by Jasper December 21, 2014