critt

A fucking perverted creep you don't ever want to know

critt: OOO BOOBIES!
me: thats a fat man
critt: BOOOBIES!!!

by jasper February 13, 2005

hominence

Hominence is a one word googlewhack.
I typed it in and got ad-hominence.

It is some kind of a quasi-holiday celebrated in the middle of October.
People carry a brass coin with a hole in it during the days of hominence.

Is that your brass coin?

Yes.

Are these the days of hominence?

That's why I have the bras coin!

by Jasper October 15, 2003

Permagrin

a facial expression that a person gets after smoking a marijuana cigarette.

Look at Jerry he's had permagrin for an hour... fucking stoner.

by jasper November 12, 2003

Weem

The state of being extremely awesome.

Man, that's one weemy haircut you got there! ^.^

by Jasper April 21, 2004

spatulate

Noun:

To slap somone with a spatula

Thats it, I'm going to spatulate you!

by Jasper June 08, 2004

shmeik

A very little penis like Tyler Williams

Tyler has a shmeik

by Jasper December 21, 2014