Jasper's definitions

hominence

Hominence is a one word googlewhack.
I typed it in and got ad-hominence.

It is some kind of a quasi-holiday celebrated in the middle of October.
People carry a brass coin with a hole in it during the days of hominence.

Is that your brass coin?

Yes.

Are these the days of hominence?

That's why I have the bras coin!

by Jasper October 15, 2003

spatulate

Noun:

To slap somone with a spatula

Thats it, I'm going to spatulate you!

by Jasper June 8, 2004

Fenagh

An idyllic paradise full of the wonders of modern man. A tribute to mans’ endeavors to become a thinking intellectual being. A place where many want to exist but unfortunately only a few are able to make this dream a reality. A god like community whose soul purpose is to be a beacon of shining light to lesser areas and communities Myshall for example.

Fenagh where everybody knows your name

by jasper January 20, 2004

Jasperbation

The art of jacking off in public with one watching.

You are getting quite good at the art of Jasperbation.

by Jasper September 26, 2003

critt

A fucking perverted creep you don't ever want to know

critt: OOO BOOBIES!
me: thats a fat man
critt: BOOOBIES!!!

by jasper February 13, 2005

Permagrin

a facial expression that a person gets after smoking a marijuana cigarette.

Look at Jerry he's had permagrin for an hour... fucking stoner.

by jasper November 12, 2003