Jason's definitions

Bobum

The same as the first definition.

Gorb the bum eats all day. While Hob cooks the food and eats it all day.

by Jason April 27, 2003

Covenant of the Keys

when a neighbor is entrusted with a set of keys in case one gets locked out of their apartment. The covenant provides the following ;

1) thou shalt not use the keys to obtain food from thy neighbors' refrigerator
2) thou shalt not use thy neighbors' bathroom unless first asking permission (even if yours is broken)
3) thou definitely shalt not be in thy neighbors' apartment when said neighbor is bringing home a date
4) if thy covenant is broken, then the offending party must pack up his/her belongings and move to California where he/she will probably end up being accused of murder (see The Ten Commandments )

by Jason June 30, 2004

butt dust

Dust that comes within the anal cavity unexpectedly.

Jeff farted and his butt got a little smokey afterwards. I said, "Damn dude, did you see that cloud of butt dust you just left on that little kid?"

by Jason January 15, 2004

Yada, Yada, Yada

1) what a person might say, mid-sentence, to shorten a story to get to the point of a discussion 2) what a person might say to hide any incriminating activities that they may have been involved in

(ex. Yada, Yada, Sex with someone else or Yada, Yada, Shoplifting)

by Jason June 30, 2004

tanl

I word I created just for upwords

"I swear tanl is a real word"

by Jason December 4, 2004

doggers

multi colored swim trunks

Whoa brah check out my doggers!

by jason December 4, 2004

booty buddies

cut friends, sexual partners (usually secret) with no formal romantic relationship.

I don't want agirl friend, but we can still be booty buddies.

by jason October 16, 2003