Jamie Douglas's definitions
Someone who acts like a jerk. The kind of person who would wipe his spaff-stained hands on your muffin while you go for a jimmy.
Someone who dinged your car and didn't leave a note - tossweasel
Someone who gives your kids loads of sugary fizzy drinks before bedtime - tossweasel
Someone who aspires to act like Dick Cheney - tossweasel
Someone who gives your kids loads of sugary fizzy drinks before bedtime - tossweasel
Someone who aspires to act like Dick Cheney - tossweasel
by Jamie Douglas March 10, 2007
Get the tossweaselmug. Margret Thatcher, your old headmaster, traffic wardens, nightclub doormen and the Pope are all po faced
by Jamie Douglas December 6, 2006
Get the po facedmug. The ultimate put down. Someone who has all the redeeming features of a rhinos rear end. Derived from a combination of the phrases arse (meaning backside) and clart (meaning a person).
Bill: "I can't make it to the pub tonight"
Karl: "Oh, you arseclart!"
"Oh no, that arseclart just threw up in a taxi! What a mess!"
Famous arseclarts include George W Bush, David Cameron and Dido.
Karl: "Oh, you arseclart!"
"Oh no, that arseclart just threw up in a taxi! What a mess!"
Famous arseclarts include George W Bush, David Cameron and Dido.
by Jamie Douglas March 7, 2007
Get the arseclartmug.