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Definitions by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife

textually active

When you are staring a new relationship with someone. It first starts out through texting each other. Before you are sexually active in the relationship you are textually active. No sex involved..just text.
Me and that girl are just textually active...nothing serious yet. Just texting to get to know each other.

text dump 

When someone you are in a relationship with breaks up with you through a text. NO phone call or face to face, but a text dump.
Can you believe that jerk? He pulled a text dump. I knew I should have text dumped him when I had the chance.
A shortened word used to describe people who are freak shows. Over dramatic, weird, needy, delusional people. Ones that are screaming for attention, and the need to be heard. Everything offends them.
She is such a OCD frow. She wears gloves to go into a public restroom.

phone throned 

When someones calls you while they are on the toilet. Using the facilities while talking.
Gross! That guy at the club last night phone throned me this morning. I heard the whole symphony he played.

phone flush 

When you are talking to someone on the phone who decides to relieve themselves while still talking to you. You know because you hear them flush the toilet!
Cindy had the nerve to phone flush me last night! She tried to play it off like she was doing the dishes...but I knew better. I know she phone flushed me.