Definitions by JamesNewton

California Clencher 

A contest where 2 people put as many dildos between their cheeks as possible, and clench as hard as humanly possible until their ass starts cramping up to the point where blood starts pouring out of your ass hole.

"After I tried the California clencher I couldn't sit down for weeks"

California Clencher by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Nebraskan Nutter Butter

When you get two guys and cover them from head to toe with peanut butter, and than procede to vigorously nut all over them and than lick everything off at the end.

"Im really hungry right now, I could really go for a Nebraskan Nutter Butter"

Nebraskan Nutter Butter by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Polish Purple-Nurple 

During intercourse, when a morbidly obese Polish woman grabs onto both of your nipples and starts aggressively twisting as you begin to ferociously nut everywhere.

"I ejaculated so hard, it reminded me of a polish purple-nurple"

Polish Purple-Nurple by JamesNewton February 4, 2025

Haitian Twist 

When an obese Haitian women with a lot of body hair sits on your groin and proceeds to twist around until your genitalia become dark purple.

"My dick is shaped like a pretzel after that Haitian Twist"

Haitian Twist by JamesNewton January 31, 2025

Siberian Silly Puddy

For weeks on, nutting into a mason jar and collecting it until it is full. Then pouring it into a popsicle mold and setting it out in the snow to freeze. Once frozen, you stick it into a harry clitoris and let it defrost with the natural body warmth. Resulting in fertilization.

"James came into existence because his mom got the siberian silly puddy"

Siberian Silly Puddy by JamesNewton January 31, 2025