A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.
by JamesNewton February 04, 2025
When you tie as many rubber bands around your nuts until they start to lose circulation and swell up. Growing in size and creating a massive bulge in your pants.
"Everyone kept looking at me weirdly today, I didn't understand why. Until I remembered that I had a Brooklyn Bulge poking out"
by JamesNewton February 07, 2025
When you get two guys and cover them from head to toe with peanut butter, and than procede to vigorously nut all over them and than lick everything off at the end.
by JamesNewton February 04, 2025
While at a music festival in Brazil, you violently fight your way through the crowd while naked, thunderously nutting on everything and everyone.
"The music festival was so much fun, until someone started the Brazilian Blitzkrieg, I got absolutely drenched"
by JamesNewton February 04, 2025