Well let me tel you this, if he were to get drunk and get pulled over, he would not pass the drunk test, especially the one where you have to touch you nose!He also likes to watch porn, and one time he was at the store and someone threw a snow ball, and he got pissed, and the old lady he was helping out thought he had DOWN SYDROME!!!! well that noah wallace for ya!!!!!!!!
Noah: She is a hottie
Mark: really,way you say that Noah
Noah: she has nice butt and stuff
Mark: do you think she is looking for "black dick" (Arab Acsent)
Noah: shut up ass hole!!!
Mark: really,way you say that Noah
Noah: she has nice butt and stuff
Mark: do you think she is looking for "black dick" (Arab Acsent)
Noah: shut up ass hole!!!
by James franks the 3rd February 07, 2005
Now she will stitch your blanket if you give her a bath, and she loves to eat frozen pizza,and every now and then she goes out side and talks to herself on thje swing set, and yells, "Loud noises,lets be loud,wooooooooooooo".
Daphie: we should smack the mail man
Clara: you mean like Darlita did, that bitch is crazy!
Daphnie: hell i think Darlita killed that fucking mail man!
Clara: you mean like Darlita did, that bitch is crazy!
Daphnie: hell i think Darlita killed that fucking mail man!
by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005
Old man who i saw on TV, but forgot his name, so i call him grandpa, anyways he is cooltits, and he loves hookers. so why not get down with this old fuck!
Ladies and gentlemen, i give you Mr.Vandyke, fuck with him and you'll have a shoe in your ass, and i won't tak you ice fishing!
by James franks the 3rd January 30, 2005