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Definitions by James Weyand

Coffee Shop Assault Vehicle 

Slang term used to describe the trendy scooters you always see outside coffee shops.
Looks like Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town.

Coffee Shop Assault Vehicle 

Slang to describe the trendy scooters commonly seen outside coffee shops.
Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town!

Ear Cochroach 

The wireless cellular earpiece worn over the ear.
The morning after a heavy night of partying, Joe realized he lost his Bluetooth ear cochroach.
Ear Cochroach by James Weyand October 5, 2006
The perfectly manicured eyebrows that you see alot of male metrosexuals and male media figures wearing.
Tom was embarrassed to find his buddy sporting a fembrow when they met at the club Friday night.
Fembrow by James Weyand August 8, 2006

fem-brow 

The perfectly manicured eyebrows that you see alot of male media figures and metrosexuals wearing.
Tom was embarrassed to find his buddy sporting a fem-brow when they met at the club Friday night.
fem-brow by James Weyand August 8, 2006

Bio engineering 

Slang term for hooking up or having sex.
After we had drinks, the new girl in accounting and I went back to my place for a little "bio engineering"!
Bio engineering by James Weyand February 17, 2006

IT biscuit 

Slang for the hardware in a hopped up or modded system.
"Your computer is fast! What kind of IT biscuit did you feed it to make it so fast?"

OR:

My car is faster now that I installed an IT biscuit in the car's computer.

IT biscuit by James Weyand February 17, 2006