James Weyand's definitions

Lane Surfing

Watching the movie playing on the flip down screen in the car next to you on the freeway.

Caught ten minutes of the latest DVD release the other night while lane surfing.

by James Weyand January 15, 2006

IT biscuit

Slang for the hardware in a hopped up or modded system.

"Your computer is fast! What kind of IT biscuit did you feed it to make it so fast?"

OR:

My car is faster now that I installed an IT biscuit in the car's computer.

by James Weyand February 17, 2006

Coffee Shop Assault Vehicle

Slang to describe the trendy scooters commonly seen outside coffee shops.

Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town!

by James Weyand November 10, 2007

Ear Cochroach

The wireless cellular earpiece worn over the ear.

The morning after a heavy night of partying, Joe realized he lost his Bluetooth ear cochroach.

by James Weyand October 5, 2006

Coffee Shop Assault Vehicle

Slang term used to describe the trendy scooters you always see outside coffee shops.

Looks like Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town.

by James Weyand November 20, 2007

Bio engineering

Slang term for hooking up or having sex.

After we had drinks, the new girl in accounting and I went back to my place for a little "bio engineering"!

by James Weyand February 17, 2006

Fembrow

The perfectly manicured eyebrows that you see alot of male metrosexuals and male media figures wearing.

Tom was embarrassed to find his buddy sporting a fembrow when they met at the club Friday night.

by James Weyand August 8, 2006