Definitions by James Rodesiler

Wiki-front 

To pretend you're scholarly on a topic when your knowledge extends only to the topic's Wikipedia entry. Often done on the fly in online chat.

"He acted like he knew about the Edo Period, but he was probably just wiki-fronting."

Wiki-front by James Rodesiler July 24, 2008

Children's Aspirin 

1 part Captain Morgan, 1 part orange juice. Also known as a "rum screwdriver" or a "hammer."

"Oi! Bartender! Fetch me a Children's Aspirin!"

Children's Aspirin by James Rodesiler September 25, 2007

Old Gold 

Olde English 800 brand malt liquor.

Pass the Old Gold, trash the ale,
cash your food stamps, get the WIC out the mail.

-Big Daddy Kane, 'On The Bugged Tip'

Old Gold by James Rodesiler March 12, 2006