Urban Dictionary: Definitions by James Oxbow

camel toebag

V. When a chick tea bags a dude with her big juicy camel toe...

Your girlfriend has a nice camel toe. I know, she always wants to camel toebag me.

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n. A person who refuses to shop at Wal-Mart based on principle alone

Trixie won’t shop at Wal-Mart because of the low wages they pay their employees and cheap Imports from foreign countries. What a Wal-Martyr!

Wal-Martyr by James Oxbow February 12, 2018

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N. Face Pussy- A long goatee that looks like a pussy

1.His face pussy is long and grey. 2. When he bites his nails, he looks like he is fingering his face pussy!

face pussy by James Oxbow February 12, 2018

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Noun- 1. A person lacking the skills, knowledge, or ability to speak clearly.

2. A person who speech is not understandable. Confusing.

The cab driver was a perplexican, I couldn't understand a word he said.

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