James Oxbow's definitions

Perplexican

Noun- 1. A person lacking the skills, knowledge, or ability to speak clearly.

2. A person who speech is not understandable. Confusing.

The cab driver was a perplexican, I couldn't understand a word he said.

by James Oxbow January 31, 2018

Wal-Martyr

n. A person who refuses to shop at Wal-Mart based on principle alone

Trixie won’t shop at Wal-Mart because of the low wages they pay their employees and cheap Imports from foreign countries. What a Wal-Martyr!

by James Oxbow February 12, 2018

face pussy

N. Face Pussy- A long goatee that looks like a pussy

1.His face pussy is long and grey. 2. When he bites his nails, he looks like he is fingering his face pussy!

by James Oxbow February 12, 2018

camel toebag

V. When a chick tea bags a dude with her big juicy camel toe...

Your girlfriend has a nice camel toe. I know, she always wants to camel toebag me.

by James Oxbow February 13, 2018