James N. P.'s definitions

Jealous of Walls

a phrase used to describe a girl with an extremely flat chest

Dude, check that chick out man shes got no tits.
Seriously man, shes fuckin jealous of walls

by James N. P. May 7, 2005

Lung Oyster

a semi-solid ball of phlegm one coughs up

Dude, I coughed up a fucking lung oyster the other day

by James N. P. May 7, 2005

Battle of Midway

This is when two people are engaged in anal sex and the partner who is currently getting it in the ass tries as hard as they can to shit while the other partner works at pushing said shit back from whence it came

Dude, last night i walked in on my parents during the Battle of Midway

by James N. P. May 7, 2005

Aqua-lung

1. a popular album by the group Jethro tull
2. a bum, vagrant, or other homeless person

1. Dude, did you pick up Aqua Lung yet? It fucking rocks!
2. Check out Aqua Lung over there...we should give him some change

by James N. P. May 7, 2005