Schoo

The result of failing to fully spell out the word school.

I dislike schoo sooooo much.

by James M. July 03, 2006

Balloni

The most retarded way someone could ever misspell the word bologna.

Mommy, I want some balloni please!

by James M. July 03, 2006

calamari

squid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy.

Waiter: "I recommend that you don't order the calamari."

by James M. May 02, 2003

blart

When you go to fart blood come out. It is a mixture of the word blood and fart hence "blart"

Oh my god, I was sitting at a meeting and this dude started to blart everywhere.

by James M. December 28, 2005

Stephen Harper

The Canadian Prime Minister, and the leader of the Conservative Party of Canada.

Probably the best politician that has been in office for the last 20 years. Vote Conservative.

Stephen Harper doesn't use tax money and spend it on his friends.

by James M. June 11, 2006

school

The government's excuse of brainwashing us students.

School Teacher: QUIET!!!!

Student: SHUT UP YOU MIND CONTROLLING BITCH!!!

Student's Friend: Yeah, school is stupid!!!!

by James M. December 28, 2005

Tanooki

...Tanooki (sometimes spelled tanuki) is not pronounced ta-nu-kay, but ta-nu-kee.

I guess this is an easy mistake to make, since a lotta Japanese words end in "ay" that are usually pronouced "ee" in America. (like karate, usually pronounced ka-RA-tee, but should be ka-ra-teh; and the movie Princess Mononoke)

Tanuki rhymes with kooky (but not cookie)

by James M. May 02, 2003