calamari

squid or octopus, beaten until soft enough, and eaten as a delicacy. I've never eaten it. Many people I've talked with agree that its taste is not bad, but its texture is rubbery and slimy.

Waiter: "I recommend that you don't order the calamari."

by James M. May 02, 2003

Schoo

The result of failing to fully spell out the word school.

I dislike schoo sooooo much.

by James M. July 03, 2006

blart

When you go to fart blood come out. It is a mixture of the word blood and fart hence "blart"

Oh my god, I was sitting at a meeting and this dude started to blart everywhere.

by James M. December 28, 2005

Balloni

The most retarded way someone could ever misspell the word bologna.

Mommy, I want some balloni please!

by James M. July 03, 2006

Tanooki

...Tanooki (sometimes spelled tanuki) is not pronounced ta-nu-kay, but ta-nu-kee.

I guess this is an easy mistake to make, since a lotta Japanese words end in "ay" that are usually pronouced "ee" in America. (like karate, usually pronounced ka-RA-tee, but should be ka-ra-teh; and the movie Princess Mononoke)

Tanuki rhymes with kooky (but not cookie)

by James M. May 02, 2003

ex

The action of killing someone.

I wanna ex his ass so bad.

by James M. May 16, 2006

lovex

To love far beyond love itself.

I lovex her so much. More than love itself.

by James M. August 18, 2005