James Lowe's definitions

speed

Speed also goes by the name "White Lightning" and makes you more aware and focused.

Can cause depression.. do you know what depression does to us men? guess... it can cause ED and also causes premature and retrograde ejaculation... thats only the depression.. back to the drug.

Speed also causes heart rate and blood pressure to rise, making you more active and shit like that.

Dealer: want some White Lightning man?

Buyer: Sure, I could use some ED and premature ejaculation!

Dealer: Thats a no, right?

by James Lowe February 20, 2005

Street Racing Syndicate

The worst street racing game of all-time for the following reasons:

1. Namco should have left it to the dying 3DO

2. There is no "sensde of speed" as seen in NFSU

3. going over 120 MPH and sliding out for turning

4. Namco has NO knowledge of the street racing genre..and should have left it to Ea or Rockstar Games

5. This game is in poor quality, and could have been made in 5 days by a braindead labratory ape

6. even though this factor doesnt mean crap to people like me...the graphics are poor and dont even meet PS2 or Gamecube standards

Namco..you have no knowledge of street racing and therefore should have stayed out of EA's and Rockstar Game's business.

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

dick splash

A stupid fucking moron who hates English (Im english too, but oh well) and makes no fucking sense of what he thinks or says.

Seriously, who the FUCK thinks golf is better than sex, he must be a very lonely man.

Dick Splash can suck my dick until I come on his teeth

by James Lowe October 17, 2004

God

1) A poor excuse for people to believe in something

2) Do religious people SERIOUSLY believe there's an invisible man living in the clouds?

3) Poorly made religious figure

4) Something more unexplainable than UFO's and alien porn combined.

There is no God, there is only purgatory....Earth itself

by James Lowe December 17, 2004

MC Hawking

Stephen Hawking is his ownage on. Raps like a motherfucker and definitley raps better than Eminem and all those other fuckers excluding Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz

Those dumb-ass bitches...every time I think of them my trigger finger itches

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

American Muscle

The definition of perfection! Even 35+ years old they can still beat the shit out of most cars today. Mainly designed to pulverize all cars on a drag race type run.

American muscle are very powerful, while thier gas mileage and cornering arent too great. Thier power and originality make up for all else. BOW DOWN TO AMERICAN MUSCLE YOU JAPANESE CAR LOSERS!!!

I do declare! American Muscle is the best thing to ever exist! SCREW JAPANESE CARS, PAL!

by James Lowe March 12, 2005

petroleum

1. "Black gold"
2. gasoline

I need to stop at the gas station and put premium petroleum in my pimpin' 1979 Camaro.

by James Lowe July 19, 2005