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Also appeared on Chappelle's Show as a Playa Hater in the Playa Hater's Ball. Introduced the winner of the 2003 Playa Hater of the Year, Silky Johnson.
Ice-T by James Bond! September 8, 2004

Exorcist: The Beginning 

An average movie that would've been better had it not been a rip-off of the first one made back in the 70's, which kicked ass. The demon looks exactly the same! Dumbasses...also, William Peter Blatty, the creator of the original Exorcist, did not approve of this film.
Dumbass: Holy shit, did you see The Exorcist?!
Me: Yeah, it sucked balls.
Dumbass: No it didn't, it was cool!!!!
Me: Have you even seen the first one?
Dumbass: There's another one! Sweet, now I'm going to finger myself to Anna Nicole Smith!
Me: *sets dumbass on fire*

maddox.xmission.com 

Awesome website owned by an equally awesome man. To summarize, he basically doesn't spew out bullshit every five seconds like 99% of America's population, and comes up with the most obvious solutions to today's problems. In my earnest opinion, if this guy had the learnings to be a politician, he'd probably make one of the best President's. His views are straightforward and just damn good.
I need not quote him, check out the site for yourself. Also, keep in mind that there is no WWW in front of it, just http://
maddox.xmission.com by James Bond! September 8, 2004