Definitions by James Allen, from Hong Kong

garroat 

a goated carrot, simply the greatest carrot of all time

You don't understand. I can't just eat the Sacred Garroat for dinner.

garroat by James Allen, from Hong Kong March 11, 2025

Deadford 

Dispregiative nickname given to Bedford (UK) by its citizens, mainly used by teenagers.

Oh, of course there's nothing going on in town this weekend, we live in Deadford.

Deadford by James Allen, from Hong Kong April 14, 2024