Definitions by Jambon

Swondled 

When an individual is out-witted by another. Often done in succession. Close to the word bamboozled

I’ve been swondled again

Swondled by Jambon April 3, 2019

Matthew 

A guy who will only drink tea on his own terms; who will wait until tea has been made and drunk by others before making himself a brew.

Friendly person: Hey Chuck, do you want some of this fresh delicious tea I've made?
Chuck: Nah, I'm gona do a Matthew. When it's stewed and cold I'll make my own.

Matthew by jambon April 16, 2013

the colonel 

The only man who could control John Rambo!!!

"John, you've gotta come in" The Colonel
"I can't do it sir... breeeaaaaarr" Rambo with Sylvester Stallone voice where he speaks and... at the end of the sentence you miss the last three words or so...

the colonel by Jambon December 13, 2008

Atheist 

1. A person who does not believe inthe existence of a "divine being"

2. A person who does not believe in the existence of a divine being but seems to find the need to insult Christians for their belief in God while seemingly forgetting the many other religions that believe in a "divine being"

1. I don't accept that there is a "God" or any other divine being

2. "God is just a fable, a figment of the imagination and Christians should accept that."

"What about muslims or jews or any other religion?"

"Eh fuck you bobby"

Atheist by Jambon July 2, 2005