Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Jamboi and asbo

Dobby gump

A small man who resembles a house elf visually but has the intellect of forest gump

Have you met Dobby gump he's actually a nice bloke

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To ejaculate into a lady's mouth then spit Bailey's into her mouth also, holding her nose and screaming Christmas songs at her until she swallows

I had the best Christmas baby last night from Tina it's was amazing

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The act of having sex with a family member at a special occasion such as a wedding or funeral and instantly regretting it

I shagged my aunty at my sister's wedding it was such a blundershag

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The act of rubbing a two day old chin stubble onto a erogenous zone for sexual pleasure.

My old lady loves a bit of dirty chin pie

Nothing could make Susan climax quite like a good old dirty chin pie

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The act of having sex whilst walking, linked to the popular dance from the 80s hit, walk like an Egyptian.

Egyptibang

We couldn't make it to the bedroom before we started so we egyptibanged (past tense) our way there.

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