Jamboi and asbo's definitions

Dobby gump

A small man who resembles a house elf visually but has the intellect of forest gump

Have you met Dobby gump he's actually a nice bloke

by Jamboi and asbo April 5, 2026

Christmas baby

To ejaculate into a lady's mouth then spit Bailey's into her mouth also, holding her nose and screaming Christmas songs at her until she swallows

I had the best Christmas baby last night from Tina it's was amazing

by Jamboi and asbo March 25, 2023

Blundershag

The act of having sex with a family member at a special occasion such as a wedding or funeral and instantly regretting it

I shagged my aunty at my sister's wedding it was such a blundershag

by Jamboi and asbo March 25, 2023

Dirty chin pie

The act of rubbing a two day old chin stubble onto a erogenous zone for sexual pleasure.

My old lady loves a bit of dirty chin pie

Nothing could make Susan climax quite like a good old dirty chin pie

by Jamboi and asbo March 25, 2023

Egyptibang

The act of having sex whilst walking, linked to the popular dance from the 80s hit, walk like an Egyptian.

Egyptibang

We couldn't make it to the bedroom before we started so we egyptibanged (past tense) our way there.

by Jamboi and asbo March 25, 2023