Definitions by Jake White

mind jack 

When a show you're watching is so good it's the equivalent of your mind masturbating. A mind jack. (From the verb 'to jack off)

I don't know how Ugly Betty and Lost manage it, but every week when I'm watching...It's just a mind jack.

mind jack by Jake White August 5, 2009

infotaining

Entertaining someone for the ulterior motive of gaining information of some sort from them.

Mary is suspicious that her best friends husband is cheating so she invites him over alone with the hope of 'infotaining'.
Mary: Fancy some wine?
George: Yes please!
Mary: Here you go. I'll just go - are you having an affair?
George: What?
Mary: What?

infotaining by Jake White January 14, 2009

interpeneur 

Someone who makes lots of money from creating an innovative website or other internet based money making scheme.

That guy was such an interpeneur, starting that website where you buy a pixel for advertising space. Again, what an interpeneur.

interpeneur by Jake White October 20, 2008

yhtbttfif 

You Had To Be Thee To Find It Funny

Frank: "Mary spilled her coffee all over George's lap and the way it made his trousers sink down showed how tiny his pecker was."

Julie: "..."

Frank: "yhtbttfif"

yhtbttfif by Jake White June 2, 2008

shitday 

where you've had a really bad day and feel really grumpy.
normally you take it out on friends by shouting at them or blaming them.
some like to cry.

somebody just shat on my mums grave. this has been such a shitday.
or the dog ate my homework than shat it out on my pillow. this is going to be a shitday i can tell.

shitday by Jake White February 5, 2008