Jake Pounder's definitions

Ceasefire P

Also know as Latina P, Fuck fest P, Balenciaga P and originally Dodge Peck, Ceasefire P is a local San Fernando Valley jihadist when in the bathroom. Ceasefire P owns several laundromats in the valley however will only do laundry at home however is too lazy to fold his clothes so when his laundry is done, he puts it right back into the hamper. CeaseFire P lives for freeing Gaza into his toilet after dining at Michelin 5 star restaurants. He makes sure his gut is free of Palestinians as he's constantly Freeing Palestine especially while traveling to foreign countries.

One time in Bogota Colombia, Ceasefire P freed Palestine over twenty five times in a weeks span.

by Jake Pounder March 8, 2024

Coo

Shortened or slang for cooter which is used as a country alternative for a vagina or pussy.

That fee had a fantastic coo.
I really enjoyed eating her coo.

by Jake Pounder April 10, 2021

Dome

When a specific athlete or team wins a bet for you. It is a slang term for fellatio but is specifically used in sports betting.

Tom Brady domed up everyone who bet on the Patriots last night.

by Jake Pounder September 22, 2018

Sukavagina

A hair stylist with a reputation for sleeping with her clients sometimes using dating applications to meet clients after having sex with them. She can be found at various swingers clubs throughout the greater Los Angeles area. Interchangeable with srkrvrgnr. A Suka is the Russian word for bitch/whore and vagina speaks for itself so it works.

Yo I'm gonna see Sukavagina tonight!
Friend: wear a condom because Sukavagina is a Jizz stadium!

by Jake Pounder September 20, 2018

Latina P

Formerly known as Dodge Peck. He is still a legendary Jewish man from Sherman Oaks however he has moved on from the ecstacy trade to defending the rights of abused elderly people.

Latina P or shortened LTNAP has a taste for women of various Latin descent. He can be found courting them at various Las Vegas night clubs usually in private VIP booths.

"I have a bed sore and my nurse is not giving me any water"
Better call Latina P

by Jake Pounder December 12, 2018

BT

Abbreviation for Bird Trouble which expresses your significant other giving you grief. Every man with a partner experiences some form of BT (some worse than others) The term derives from track 3 "Bird Trouble" on UK Street Punk/Oi! Band Cock Sparrers 1994 album Guilty As Charged.

I can't go out tonight. My girl's giving me BT and I gotta deal with this shit!

by Jake Pounder September 22, 2018

Snuff Artist

A person who constantly makes situation ruining and often life ruining mistakes. Often named Brian and or Ryan, a Snuff Arist seems to always make the wrong decisions and causes frustration due to his/her stupidity.

Brian is a major Snuff Arist.

Fuck Jarret Jack! He's such a Snuff Artist

by Jake Pounder September 21, 2018