doofed

to twat into a stationary object with painfull consiquences
AOUCH! i doofed into a fat bitch!
by Jake De-Leardy May 04, 2003
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crange

something of an awfull nature or of old biddie fashion
that dress is a pile of crange!
by Jake De-Leardy May 04, 2003
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minge

like an oyster deep inside theres a special treasure and smells of fish
my bitch's minge smells like an oyster
by Jake De-Leardy May 04, 2003
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leardle

a shiny food serving utensil with comical qualitys for use with dizzy blonds
sluurp from my leardle!
by Jake De-Leardy May 04, 2003
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