Jake 's definitions

fuck jingler

A person whom, for some reason or another, enjoys strapping jingle bells to their ballsack during sex, making a familiar holiday sound. Especially popular during the Christmas season.

Boy: Daddy! I think santa's at the Weinstein's house!

Dad: No son, Mr. Weinstein is just a fuck jingler.

by JakE May 21, 2007

slug face

Richard Booth

Man, look at Booth's eyebrows!

by Jake February 3, 2004

gnar

A term skiers often us to describe the snow type.

WOW that powder was gnar.

by jake February 8, 2003

carrot

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

fazy

the point of alcoholic intoxication when you are in between "buzzin" and "faded"

yeah bro, after sluggin that 40oz i was pretty fazy

by jake January 2, 2005

Furby

A girl's sex organs, primarily the exterior.

Why is Furby eating a paper towel?

by Jake December 9, 2003

clots

the red dots that your female lover picks off your cock after she has fucked you whilst on her period

She was on the rag last night but I pushed it aside and mounted her anyway. When we were done, she turned the light on and picked the clots off Willy.

by Jake February 20, 2004