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Both Sides Now

refers to the male leaving the copulation bed because he needs to take a crap, he sits there with his hard-on outside of the toilet bowl, drops a big turd and immediately flings a load of ejaculate toward the bathroom wall in front of him. There is no feeling of orgasming, simply of unloading some jism. Return to the bed and cum a lesser load.

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I had to stop humping her to go drop a load, and I did, from Both Sides Now.
by Jake February 1, 2004
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Crap Dingle

Dingles of crap. Left behind despite 4-5 wipes with toilet paper. Usual problem with hairy arses.
I was humping her in the missionary position but I couldn't cum, I kept losing my erection. So I asked her to turn over so I could do it doggie style, and hold the base of my shaft. She put her head down on her crossed arms, and her ass up, but then I could smell her crap dingles too well !
by Jake February 1, 2004
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erectile dysfunction

polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm
I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.
by Jake February 1, 2004
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whore pile

a whole wack of work.
see also ass load, shitload, and bum load
I gotta whole whore pile of work to do this week.
by Jake February 1, 2004
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shave

Something every woman on the planet needs to do to their snatch if they expect any self respecting man to tongue it.Should start at about age 11 for the sake of cleanliness and be mandatory by age 16 for sex.
That bitch had one hairy ass cooter, someone otta buy her a razor so she can shave that bush before someone gets lost.If its good enough for the Arab women and the Muslim women, it shud be good enough for American chicks.Even trolls do it most times.
by Jake February 1, 2004
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boobage

a reference to the volume, bounce, and cleavage of a set of breasts
Denise lacked the proper boobage for that dress.

Nancy's boobage is the very finest I've ever seen.
by Jake February 2, 2004
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slug face

Man, look at Booth's eyebrows!
by Jake February 3, 2004
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