"She has a nice personality" is what you say about the fat girl or the ugly girl because you don't want to say anything mean. She can be a troll or coyote ugly but if she has any redeeming quality (such as big tits, nice clear skin, good teeth or decent lower legs) or you just don't want to be rude in front of the person you're talking to, you say this.
1: "I'm gonna hook you up with my girlfriend's best friend."
2: "What does she look like?"
1: "Um... she has a nice personality!"
2: "you mean she's not very good-looking?"
1: "um...true, but Ellen tells me that she pays her own way and gives great blowjobs"
by Jake February 20, 2004
mugGet the she has a nice personalitymug.

social security

A pyramid scheme run by the US Government. They promised to take your money to invest it for you so you'd have enough money to retire on, but from the very beginning they've just paid the people who are over 65 with the money sent in by the workers under 65. For any other organization to do this would be illegal. They don't make any real investments at all. They only 'invest' in other government agencies, which means they'll end up being paid back with yet more tax money taken by force from hard working Americans.
Joe Average says "I wanted to invest my money in a private account that I could control in order to plan for my retirement, but after paying tax for Social Security I didn't have enough left over to do that. If Social Security is so great, why do they have to force you to pay for it under threat of prison? If it was really so great, wouldn't people participate voluntarily?"
by Jake August 10, 2004
mugGet the social securitymug.

nekromonger

an ugly ass gurl that thinx she loox good..
avril lavigne is a fukin nekromonger
by jake August 19, 2004
mugGet the nekromongermug.

blacktops

Sparks plus. 7.0% ALC/VOL instead of 6.0% or 6.6%. Obvious because of their black tops instead of the normal orange.

The greatest drink ever, crack in can.
Damn they only have that nasty Tilt crap here, let's drive down the road to 7-11 and see if they have any blacktops.
by Jake June 18, 2006
mugGet the blacktopsmug.

take it slow

what a woman sez she wants to do when she's reluctant to have sex with you. Same as go slow
On the second date she announced she wanted us to take it slow. Then I just KNEW that she was never going to fuck me.
by Jake February 28, 2004
mugGet the take it slowmug.

loan shark

A sad shark all by itself.
Awww, look at the lil' loan shark.
by Jake July 24, 2004
mugGet the loan sharkmug.

lickety-split

I gave her lickety-split
by Jake February 4, 2004
mugGet the lickety-splitmug.

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