puff

(verb) to fart

She was embarrassed, she puffed while we were making love.

by Jake January 14, 2004

BJ

abbreviation of blow job or blowjob. Occurs when a female puts a man's penis into her mouth and sucks on it while tonguing the head. Apparently very popular among young teens, equivalent to kissing.

I don't think I will ever give a BJ... but I heard my best friend did it in the car while her boyfriend was driving.

Nancii gave me the best bj I've ever had.

by Jake March 23, 2004

fuck toy

A female used only for sexual ends. Demeaning.

She's a fuck toy, she'll let me do anything I want to her, at anytime.

by Jake February 3, 2004

piracy

The best thing ever to happen to the music/software industry. The customer's way of telling the corporate whore fatcats that they're charging us too much for low-quality shit.

RIAA should just ralize it's hopeless to stop piracy as long as it supports shitty, no-talent MTV karaoke lipsynchers like NSYNC.

by Jake February 23, 2003

fundamentalrattlizationism

A professor's unique invention. It means that your set of beliefs are being challenged; your worldview is perhaps under fire and not holding up to the pressure.

If you're finding yourself disagreeing with me, you may be suffering a slight case of fundamentalrattlizationism.

by Jake June 27, 2004

cock burner

a woman who fucks SO VIGOROUSLY that your penis head burns afterwards

she rode my shaft for so many thrusts that I felt like raw meat afterwards, she's such a cock burner !

by Jake March 5, 2004

Camio

A retarted teenager.

Teacher! Teacher! Whats that room for?

Well son, that rooms for Camio.

by Jake January 21, 2005