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Waiter's Crack

A compound formed from ass sweat and feces trapped in pubic hair of the male ass crack during periods of exertion. This term was coined by restaurant servers who frequently suffer from the condition. See also loin gravy.
A double shift at Chili's is a recipe for a wicked case of Waiter's Crack.
by Jake September 8, 2004
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missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside). He may lower himself onto her and rest more of his weight on her body. The woman can wrap her legs around him to control the depth and speed of his thrusting into her vagina, or she may thrust a little towards him from her pelvis to match his movements in and out of her vagina.
She's not a big fan of the missionary position, she prefers that I lie on my back and she sits on me; I like that too, as it leaves both my hands free, to touch her.
by Jake March 23, 2004
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High Note

The high pitched scream a women lets out at the peak of her sexual climax.
Listen to the sound option in the orgasm definition
by jake December 7, 2004
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longford

by Jake August 2, 2003
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Skrollz

Skrollz means someone really hot aka OPPOSITE of CHAVEZ or a DAYTON or JAKE ZWIRN
Skrollz is the hottest guy ever.
by Jake January 5, 2005
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peter jackson

Chubby filmmaker, director of fantasy films. See Michael Moore
Peter Jackson is working on a remake of King Kong, due out in Dec. 2005
by Jake March 20, 2005
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blueberry yum yum

chronic ass weed- the kind that makes you choke and reach an inner peace; derived from Ludacris with help from the language Jag.
"Let's get some bluberry yum yum and get high my nigga."
by Jake January 10, 2005
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