One whom, during the Christmas season, goes door to door tossing salad instead of singing. A particluarly popular practice among fruits.
*ding dong!*
Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!
Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!
Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!
Beth: Jon, I just heard the bell ring! I'll get the door!
Jon: No honey! It's greg! He's a fucking ass caroling again!
Beth: Ew. Go get my .45! I'll spread some Christmas cheer to that dirty ass caroler!
by JakE October 23, 2007
John: Fucking ew dude, did you hear what tom did to all the other guys at marv's sleepover?
Zach: Yeah dude. what a fuckin shit tickler.
John: I bet that twisted bastards' fingers smell.
Zach: Yeah dude. what a fuckin shit tickler.
John: I bet that twisted bastards' fingers smell.
by JakE May 21, 2007
by Jake July 24, 2004
by jake February 25, 2005
"You would think that congress would pass a law stating that Federally protected lands would be free from the oil companies..."
by Jake March 31, 2005
by jake February 23, 2005
a radio telephone with a full-duplex (i.e. transmit on one frequency band and recieve on a different frequency band, and it is always transmitting and recieving) radio, and that allows both people on the line can yell at each other at the same time.
people think cordless phones cannot be listened to, but since it uses radio waves to be 'cordless', then anyone with a scanning reciever on the MOBILE (this is a duplex system, remember) can listen to BOTH sides of the conversation.Isolation in the BASE keeps the 2 sides of the conversation on different frequencies, but mechanical coupling in the handset (mobile) means the rx feeds into the tx and viceversa, so that you can hear both sides of the conversation.
In my free time, i listen to my neighbor's cordless phone conversations on my radioshack radio scanner.
people think cordless phones cannot be listened to, but since it uses radio waves to be 'cordless', then anyone with a scanning reciever on the MOBILE (this is a duplex system, remember) can listen to BOTH sides of the conversation.Isolation in the BASE keeps the 2 sides of the conversation on different frequencies, but mechanical coupling in the handset (mobile) means the rx feeds into the tx and viceversa, so that you can hear both sides of the conversation.
In my free time, i listen to my neighbor's cordless phone conversations on my radioshack radio scanner.
by Jake January 29, 2004