Gorilla Glue

A last resort product when you run out of hairspray. Definitely not recommended, as Tessica Brown learned the hard way. There is no easy way to get Gorilla Glue off your hair without cutting it, or doing some serious damage to your hair and scalp.

I ran out of hairspray, so I used Gorilla Glue to keep it in place.

by Jahamez February 10, 2021

Crucified

An Item or object that is beyond repairable or badly damaged

Man, look at that phone, it’s crucified!

by Jahamez May 08, 2019

lapsed-tino

A Hispanic or Latino person who no longer associates with their culture and instead opts to embrace white culture.

Man look at Juan over there, now goes by Jonathan, talks white, dresses so hipster like, he’s a lapsed-tino.

by Jahamez November 19, 2022

Butane

A bastard gas

“My dad says butane’s a bastard gas”
-Bobby Hill

by Jahamez December 22, 2021

Ford

F - Full
O - Of
R - Reliability
D - deficiencies

Fords got issues with reliability, their Full Of Reliability Deficiencies.

by Jahamez July 16, 2021

Duke

A family friendly version of dumbass

1+1 doesn’t equal 6 you duke

by Jahamez July 30, 2019

Prick Donald’s

The name you use to call McDonald’s when they screwed up your order or when you experienced bad service.

That son of a bitch prick Donald’s screwed up my order again. They gave me a quarter pounder instead of a Big Mac.

by Jahamez May 08, 2019