Jahamez's definitions

Hart

Acronym for Horribly Assembled Ryobi Tools, sold by Walmart

I wish I could have bought DeWalt instead of these cheap Walmart branded Hart power tools.

by Jahamez December 22, 2021

Trash Coffee

A nickname for Leachate, which is created when water percolates through solid material, mostly trash in landfills.

Me (sees all the leachate collected): man, look at all that trash coffee, you don’t want that going into the water supply.

by Jahamez February 1, 2021

KMA

The acronym for kiss my ass.

KMA!

by Jahamez June 2, 2019

lapsed-tino

A Hispanic or Latino person who no longer associates with their culture and instead opts to embrace white culture.

Man look at Juan over there, now goes by Jonathan, talks white, dresses so hipster like, he’s a lapsed-tino.

by Jahamez November 18, 2022

Spectralert Advance

The one kid in front row at the movies who screeches and cries throughout the entire film and never gets reprimanded or kicked out. -idontwannaknow

Travis is such a SpectrAlert Advance when he doesn't get his way, he almost broke the windows

by Jahamez April 20, 2019

Prick Donald’s

The name you use to call McDonald’s when they screwed up your order or when you experienced bad service.

That son of a bitch prick Donald’s screwed up my order again. They gave me a quarter pounder instead of a Big Mac.

by Jahamez May 7, 2019

Bugle Master

A drug lord, typically one that mostly deals with cocaine

“ You know that wanker Diaz, The Bugle Master. He's got your boy, Lance. Word is your mate tried to jump him...didn't jump high enough if you know what I mean.”
-Kent Paul, GTA Vice City

by Jahamez January 12, 2021