Jaggerrules's definitions

milf hunter

An ugly goateed middle-aged asshole that fucks "milfs" on the internet even though he is probably older than all of them, for three reasons..

1. The chick they claim is 39 is really 19.

2. The guy is just fucking old.

3. And kind of fat.

How can the site be hot if the guy fucking the milfs is a grandpa that nobody wants to fuck.

Hey, i think i saw the milf hunter guy at the old folks home the other day!

by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004

Eighties TV

A TV with a 7 inch screen and 85 inch console usually made out of cheap immitaiion wood and fashioned into some hideous design involving pillars. Always equiped with a UHF analog dial for channel changing and a two screw UHF input jack which is not cable ready.

Hey wanna throw that eighties TV into that wood chipper.

by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004

Candyman

When not dealing drugs, the candy man appears behind his attractive female victims after they say his name three times while looking in a mirror.

Also the worse series of movies ever filmed, with the possible exception of Pumpkin Head and the Craft.

"You lookin fo candy man, you found him bitch" - Dude in bathroom Candyman II

by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004