Sound off

Manufacturer of warning lights.

That Sound Off predator clears traffic like Moses parted the red sea!

by Jag III November 14, 2004

Federal Signal

One of the original manufacturers of warning lights and sirens.

There is no sound quite like that of a fire truck screaming by.
What makes this so impressive is the ear deafening wail of the venerable Federal Q machanical siren.

by Jag III November 14, 2004

Able 2 (sho me)

Possibly the worst lights and sirens manufacturer ever.
Cheesy led's that consist of a few dim diodes more suitable for a childs toy.

And a siren "wail" that has to be the most goofy half job sounding wail going.

For the most part, a product downright embarrasing for any public safety official.

Did you hear the wail on that Able 2 siren?
Sounds straight out of loony tunes!

Wait! is that a police car behind me? No..no it's probably just the reflection of a really dim lit chrismas tree shining on the squad car.
But whats that sound?????? Someone must have loony tunes turned on somewhere...I think I can hear bugs bunny.

by Jag III November 13, 2004

Light bar

The bar seen atop emergency vehicles that and service vehicles that flashes color(s) to warn oncoming motorists.

Pull over for that ambulance see the red flashing light bar?
Better turn on the lights we have a 10-26 at 35th and Lennox proceed code 3.

by Jag III November 13, 2004

Gary Busey

Actor whos the craziest funniest burnout there is!!!

Actuall Gary Busey quote;
I could tell by the quadrangle of the verbs used in your sentence.

Other person;
Huh?

by Jag III November 14, 2004

chapstick

Where would we be without it?
No lips to kiss, no cracks to heal.
Ahhh...chapstick Jag III's little buddy.

Grrr...I'm outta chappy and my lips are killing me!

by Jag III November 13, 2004

qualog

Cute cuddly adorable.
Word derived from Joey G.'s original language.

What a qualog Shelley is. She is the original qualog...

by Jag III November 13, 2004