Jacob R. 's definitions

Krumpert

an adjective used to describe one who is comprised of beard, testosterone, lack of testicles, and an innate inability to detect vagina.

Synonyms: Nerf-herder, scruffy-looking, lazer brain, crumpet, Krump-it, the original beard

Antonyms: krumpalicious, cool, sweet-tits, Robocop, Superman, Superbad, monkey

Dude, that homeless man is soooo Krumpert!

That's one Krumpert beard.

by Jacob R. December 26, 2007

handkerchief head

someone that influences people of high stature for their own personal gain.

That handkerchief head is mowing his boss' yard again so that he can be off on weekends.

by Jacob R. January 11, 2008

Superamadeus

Superamadeus is a term describing a person of utmost skill and talent of which can almost never be beaten at their specific skill

« Jake is a card wars Superamadeus »

- Finn the human

by Jacob R. February 8, 2022