Newgrounds

A website for animated porn.

FUCK! My work blocked Hentai Haven. Guess I'll use Newgrounds.

by Jacks Dad February 02, 2022

Peta

A reference to Family Guy when Lois calls Peter's name with her New England accent.

Peta, go do the dishes and prepare the chicken for dinna.

by Jacks Dad August 06, 2021

Ghetto Hot Hands

When you run your car for 40-60 minutes and then clamp the exhaust with your hands.

Man, stop bitching. If you so cold let me show you Ghetto Hot Hands.

by Jacks Dad May 18, 2021

Jacks Mom

A fucking whore.

Man I love Jacks Mom. Her cold dead hands feel good on my weewee.

by Jacks Dad July 21, 2020