JacknRochNY's definitions
The little string of poo that is half in your butt and half out after going #2. Usually caused by premature clinching of the ass muscles before everything is completely evacuated. It resembles as small brown tail, especially when you "wag" it trying to get it to fall off. Leads to skid marks, dingleberries, and excessive wiping.
Hal: "Dude, I took a massive dump about 2 feet long, but was left with a brown tail."
Rump: "What did you do?"
Hal: "I jiggled around for about 5 minutes with no luck and eventually went through a whole roll of toilet paper cleaning it up."
Rump: "What did you do?"
Hal: "I jiggled around for about 5 minutes with no luck and eventually went through a whole roll of toilet paper cleaning it up."
by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007
Get the brown tailmug. Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.
Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.
by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007
Get the whoremonicamug. Waking up in the morning to find a bunch of pimples, zits and blackheads on your face that were not there the night before.
Tom: "I had a terrible case of sleep acnea last night."
Pete: "What did you do?, you face looks alright now."
Tom: "I squeezed the pimples, popped the zits, and used a Biore strip to get rid of the blackheads"
Pete: "You need to see a psychiatrist."
Pete: "What did you do?, you face looks alright now."
Tom: "I squeezed the pimples, popped the zits, and used a Biore strip to get rid of the blackheads"
Pete: "You need to see a psychiatrist."
by JacknRochNY March 14, 2008
Get the sleep acneamug.