Definitions by JacknRochNY

davy jones 

Typically following an Angry Pirate, after the subjected person has been calmed down, the Davy Jones intervenes. He informs the subject that his foreskin has been locked in a hidden box and that as little as 5 to a maximum of 10 uncircumsized pirates must Bukkake her and allow the cum to drip off her chin (simulating octapus tentacles). After this sacrifice, the suspect will help Davy Jones locate his hidden foreskin and return to his Jewish heritage.

"I was at the all Jewish fraternity on campus and some ass gave me an Angry Pirate, but after realizing the epic dilemma, I decided to accept the Davy Jones so I could fuck other guys in the house next weekend"

davy jones by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

foreskinaftskin

The art of having your circumcised foreskin at birth saved in a bottle of formaldahyde until teenage years and then reattached.

"Luckily my foreskinaftskin operation was successful, or else my Jewish girlfriend would have left me."

foreskinaftskin by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

Flying Dutchman

Davy Jones is the proprietor of the Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman is the room in which an Angry Pirate, and Davy Jones can occur. The room has used condoms that have organically integrated into the walls of the rooms as well as various bodily fluids that have sprouted weird, unusual sealife. Unfortunately, the room can be cleaned only every 10 years for 1 day, and the "crewman" enlisted for the Davy Jones can't get everything.....this goes on ad infinitum...

"Helga refuses to go into the Flying Dutchman as the smell reminds her of her adolesent job at one of Kathy Lee Gifford's sweat shops."

Flying Dutchman by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007