titleick

The art of licking grass/dirt/geese poop off your golf ball while getting ready to putt the now clean ball on the green.

Pronounced "Tight-a-Lick"
"Although my ball landed on the green and I was putting for eagle, I had to perform a titleick on my Titleist Pro V-1 to clean off some spunk so it was certain to roll straight"
by JacknRochNY August 23, 2007
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whoremonica

Former president Bill Clinton's favorite instrument. You thought he played the sexaphone...I mean saxophone well.
Bill Clinton gave up playing the saxaphone and instead took up the whoremonica since it is a much more orally engaging instrument.
by JacknRochNY November 13, 2007
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sleep acnea

Waking up in the morning to find a bunch of pimples, zits and blackheads on your face that were not there the night before.
Tom: "I had a terrible case of sleep acnea last night."
Pete: "What did you do?, you face looks alright now."
Tom: "I squeezed the pimples, popped the zits, and used a Biore strip to get rid of the blackheads"
Pete: "You need to see a psychiatrist."
by JacknRochNY March 14, 2008
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