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S-squirrels
I-In
M-my
P-pants
“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!”
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”

That’s what SIMP means.
by Jackelanm December 19, 2023
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The most pointless and dumbest type of content on the internet with exaggerated thumbnails just for views, when someone’s watching a 20-50 minute episode of a show or a 1-2 hour movie as if anyone’s gonna watch the whole thing. The creator’s ugly ass face takes up 80% of the screen and the show they’re watching is a tiny video usually in the bottom right corner, and they always pause the video every 2 seconds which obviously gets super annoying. There’s a high chance that the person watching the video wouldn’t give two fucks about what’s happening and just makes exaggerated facial expressions for more attention.
Person1: hey, dude! Have you seen that new reaction video of BFDI?

Person2: hell no, reaction videos are so pointless! I’d rather watch BFDI by myself without some random person with their ugly face taking up the whole screen!

Person1: okay.. jeez.
by Jackelanm December 18, 2023
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An addictive Chatbot website usually used by mentally ill morbidly obese kids trapped in their mom’s basement to do questionable acts to a robot. It’s owned by stubborn ass braindead devs that would make unwanted updates and won’t even try fixing the bot’s memories that have the memory of a chimpanzee, the bots are so flirty that you can’t even do a normal roleplay or make a normal conversation without them asking you out or doing things to you without consent. For some reason the servers can’t handle large amounts of people which is fucking stupid. Another thing that’s stupid is that the bots would date just anybody and the devs don’t want to fix that either because they’re money hungry assholes. The character AI chat filter makes the Roblox moderation look fair.
Person 1: hey! Have you heard of Character AI?

Person 2: yeah, it sucks ass. Why are people begging to remove NFSW? They’re fucking weirdos.

Person 2: FR.
by Jackelanm December 17, 2023
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