Jack mehoff 's definitions

weenis

the white forskin (turtle neck) on your penis.

hold on let me unzip

by jack mehoff July 13, 2004

shrunken browny

When a homosexual man has anal sex with too many men at once and his penis shrivels up and becomes shit stained ,he has a shrunken browny.

"You got a shrunken browny Steve!"
"Steve, you shit fucker. You gave put your shrunken browny in his mouth!

by Jack Mehoff February 23, 2003

thugee

1 what an ugly guy will say.
2 also goes with scary guy.
3 an evil cult that lives in the hills that come out at a foggy moonless night.

1 lets join the thugee.
2 yeahhh tear his heart out.
3 scary guy: they took the children, it was a foggy moonless night when they came down the mountain, an evil cult, THE THUGEE,

by Jack Mehoff November 6, 2004

jack bag

1. n
Simply, a bag or rag or magazine or anything container outside a bathroom that you shoot your load into when your done jacking off.

2. adj
term used to describe someone who's only worth is being there to absorb your masturbation

1. I'm using this plastic bag as a jack bag

2. "Alright, jack bag, you don't have to yell"

by Jack MeHoff January 14, 2004

Donut Punch

When you hit someone in the face with your balls, leaving Donut-shaped impressions.

I donut punched logan and the fucker cried.

by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

slut muffin

a girl who gets around like an item from tim hortons and is also open 24 hours a day. slut

man Allison, quit being such a slut muffin.

by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

angry bull

When you are getting head and you turn the person around and start anally fucking them. Then you pull back on their hair and ride them like a bull.

Logan turned around and began to give Mike an angry bull, and then realized that Mike was gay, and so was he.

by Jack Mehoff March 15, 2005