Jack mehoff 's definitions

porthos

A person with a gotee that makes him look like he molests little boys but will shave this gotee to conceal but friends still know he rapes little boys by luring them into his van with candy.

Look eric is buying candy to use as bait for little boys, what a porthos.

by Jack Mehoff January 31, 2005

alley cat

When a white chick or a girl with light skin has a dark poon.

AWW thats gross Stacey has an alley cat

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005

Diseru

Noun
A dirty little whore.

See STD.

Six months later after banging his sister, he caught a Diseru.

by Jack MeHoff July 15, 2004

nige

v. to act as a gurn would in any particular situation. the word nige adapts per situation and context, so can mean anything from stealing to playing basketball to being a smelly dumbass. Someone who niges can be called a Nigel or Niger.

You fucking niged that book off me the other day.

Look at you, just niging everyone.

You dumb fucking niger.

He niges like a pro.

by Jack Mehoff October 28, 2004

Cesar Dressing

To splooge on on the woman's hair whilst in the act of ejaculation.

I gave her the Cesar Dressing to top the night off.

by Jack Mehoff March 8, 2005

Fatitis

A rare sexually transmitted disease in which the person eats uncontrollably, to the point of vomiting.

Tyler was diagnosed with Fatitis.

by Jack MeHoff November 13, 2003

wren

The local bitch of Furcadia.

"Don't you be a Wren!"

by Jack MeHoff August 4, 2004