oatbag

What you get after working all the time and getting paid just enough to survive.

What the farmer gives to his plow horse after working all day. Just enough to survive so he can plow again tomorrow for another oat bag.

"Oat bag! Ive got my Oat bag! Oat bag just for me!"

- Jerry Seinfeld
by Jack Mehoff October 01, 2003
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boontang

Similar to "poontang" but for gay guys looking for some ass...
Gay Guy #1: Man, I would sure like to hit some ass.
Gay Guy #2: Let's go out and score some boontang.
by Jack Mehoff April 06, 2005
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Kayla Kerrigan

Adjective.

1. A female being who does incredibly well in the mooching category, usually occuring on the weekends.

2. A female being who believes she is the center of the universe, when she is actually the outcast of society.
Damn, this bitch is being so Kayla Kerrigan, askin me for rides and alcohol!
by Jack Mehoff April 05, 2005
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Janked

When someone walks up and take's yo shit
damn, man...that nigga just janked my ride
by Jack Mehoff November 27, 2004
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El Diego

The best guy ever. AKA "The Doug"
El Diego kicked Logan's ass the other day after he tried to give him a donut punch.
by Jack Mehoff March 15, 2005
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gooching

Where your penis goes around your gooch and into your asshole.
I caught Logan gooching with Dr.Kelly the other day.
by Jack Mehoff May 03, 2005
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wendys

Good joke to pull on some of your friends that are to slow to pick up on it.
Jack:Hey man do you like Wendy's?
Friend: Yeah(95% of the time they will say that cause who the hell would think of that anyway)
Jack: So you like when Dees Nuts hit your chin.
by Jack Mehoff February 15, 2005
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