lap log

"you ready to take this lap log!?"
by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015
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IHYF

IHYF is an abbreviation of the phrase "I hate your face." It is especially useful when you are totally careless about someone.
What did you just say to me?
OH...NO YOU DIDN'T
IHYF
by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2002
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shrunken browny

When a homosexual man has anal sex with too many men at once and his penis shrivels up and becomes shit stained ,he has a shrunken browny.
"You got a shrunken browny Steve!"
"Steve, you shit fucker. You gave put your shrunken browny in his mouth!
by Jack Mehoff February 23, 2003
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weenis

by jack mehoff July 13, 2004
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thugee

1 what an ugly guy will say.
2 also goes with scary guy.
3 an evil cult that lives in the hills that come out at a foggy moonless night.
1 lets join the thugee.
2 yeahhh tear his heart out.
3 scary guy: they took the children, it was a foggy moonless night when they came down the mountain, an evil cult, THE THUGEE,
by Jack Mehoff November 06, 2004
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Cesar Dressing

To splooge on on the woman's hair whilst in the act of ejaculation.
I gave her the Cesar Dressing to top the night off.
by Jack Mehoff March 08, 2005
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nige

v. to act as a gurn would in any particular situation. the word nige adapts per situation and context, so can mean anything from stealing to playing basketball to being a smelly dumbass. Someone who niges can be called a Nigel or Niger.
You fucking niged that book off me the other day.

Look at you, just niging everyone.

You dumb fucking niger.

He niges like a pro.
by Jack Mehoff October 28, 2004
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