Jack mehoff's definitions

flart

A fart with a squirt.

I just flarted. She just flarted. They are flarting.

by Jack Mehoff February 29, 2004

gooching

Where your penis goes around your gooch and into your asshole.

I caught Logan gooching with Dr.Kelly the other day.

by Jack Mehoff May 3, 2005

cunt nugget

a very bitchy, self absorbed person. slut muffin

nate, your sucha cunt nugget.

by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

El Diego

The best guy ever. AKA "The Doug"

El Diego kicked Logan's ass the other day after he tried to give him a donut punch.

by Jack Mehoff March 15, 2005

America fuck yeah

america fuck yeah (what else)

taem america world police theme song, America fuck yeah

by Jack Mehoff November 9, 2004

oatbag

What you get after working all the time and getting paid just enough to survive.

What the farmer gives to his plow horse after working all day. Just enough to survive so he can plow again tomorrow for another oat bag.

"Oat bag! Ive got my Oat bag! Oat bag just for me!"

- Jerry Seinfeld

by Jack Mehoff October 1, 2003

clam chowder

The semen of a gay guy.

Rieders eats his own clam chowder

by Jack Mehoff October 28, 2003