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quarters

A Bloody game in which 2 or more people try to stop a spinning quarter with one finger without it tipping and falling flat on the ground. The key to the game is to try to stop the coin while it's still spinning. Someone must spin the coin and the oppanate must try to stop if, if successful he can launch the coin at the person who spun it at his knuckles. When you play this game for a long time your knuckles will bleed unless your playing some weakling
Jack: Hey you ready for another game of quarters?

Mehoff: Yea right you'd own my ass!
by Jack Mehoff March 6, 2004
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smurf

1 to insult
2 blue man group
3 todd, andy zukoski's blue loving friend
4 todd, the fuggin fugger
5 like the "F" word
1) go smurf your self!
2) Smurf1: "hey what did you and smurfett do last night" SMurf2: "I smurfed her" Smurf1: "SMURF NO!" Smurf2: "SMURF YEA!, I smurfed her in the smurffin parking lot!"
3) todd? oh the smurf wannabe!
by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004
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cooker

Person who cooks meth. Usually in a trailer, abandoned building or backseat of their '76 buick.
I saw two cookers come running out of their trailer on fire when that meth lab blew.
by Jack Mehoff March 25, 2004
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boontang

Similar to "poontang" but for gay guys looking for some ass...
Gay Guy #1: Man, I would sure like to hit some ass.
Gay Guy #2: Let's go out and score some boontang.
by Jack Mehoff April 5, 2005
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clam chowder

The semen of a gay guy.
Rieders eats his own clam chowder
by Jack Mehoff October 28, 2003
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oatbag

What you get after working all the time and getting paid just enough to survive.

What the farmer gives to his plow horse after working all day. Just enough to survive so he can plow again tomorrow for another oat bag.
"Oat bag! Ive got my Oat bag! Oat bag just for me!"

- Jerry Seinfeld
by Jack Mehoff October 1, 2003
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thugee

1 what an ugly guy will say.
2 also goes with scary guy.
3 an evil cult that lives in the hills that come out at a foggy moonless night.
1 lets join the thugee.
2 yeahhh tear his heart out.
3 scary guy: they took the children, it was a foggy moonless night when they came down the mountain, an evil cult, THE THUGEE,
by Jack Mehoff November 6, 2004
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