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Prime drink

Proper noun: Prime is a hydration drink released by Youtubers/celebrities Logan Paul and KSI. Despite being up for sale in regular stores (Aldi, Asda etc.) at RRP, people are buying these and upselling them for prices like £20 a pop or 3 for £100.

The drink was released on 4th Jan 2022 according to Wiki, but sales and the hype has seems to of only just taken off.

Person 1: Popping to the shop, what drink would you like?

Person 2 (a 13 year old): Get me that Prime drink!

Person 1: "Oh God no, please no!"

by Jack Spank9049 January 15, 2023

Pub Walk

A mini-pub crawl where you only go to a maximum of 3 pubs

We went on a Pub Walk from The Dancing Jug to Zephyr in Bournemouth

by Jack Spank9049 January 7, 2024

r/pcmasterrace

Some Reddit "subreddit" where people on it ask stupid questions like "What is this blue port on the back of this 15 year old PC?" (Clearly a VGA port) and argue over what browser is better in the way how Xbox 360 and PS3 users endlessly debated the console wars back in 2009 and slander people who still use otherwise perfectly fine 1080p 60hz monitors as if money grows on trees. Apart from that, people post pictures of their multi-grand builds and is also a good place for posting pictures of mishandled tempered glass sidepanels

"Where do I post this picture asking where my monitor cables go?"

r/stupidquestions, not r/pcmasterrace

by Jack Spank9049 December 27, 2022

Pick up the fucking phone now!

When a totally unexpected or improbable event occurs and you must let all other relevant parties know as soon as possible.

*Spack No.3 appears in CoD Deathchat compilation on Youtube*

Spack No.2: "Jack, pick up the fucking phone now!"

Spack No.1: "What phone?"

Spack No.2: "Your phone!"

*Phone rings*

by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2024

P45'd

When one is dismissed (sacked) from their employment in the UK

Person 1: Yo is Jason in today?

Person 2: Nah Bob P45'd him yesterday evening!

by Jack Spank9049 February 18, 2023

Papa's Piss

A racist that sells bad food.

"Hi, I'm very sorry but I will not be able to make it in today as I have had a an upset stomach"

Boss; "Daymn son, what did you eat?"

"Marmite Scrolls from Papa's Piss!"

by Jack Spank9049 April 25, 2023

Parry Pane

A very handsome looking man who plays for the club Tottenham Hotspur and England national team.
Just like Penaldo, he is usually known for ghosting in and around stadiums (mostly when on international duty) until a foul occurs inside the box and he will be ready to take the spot-kick in no time, should the referee give then pen

Mate, did you see that that goal scored from the spot against the Swiss by Parry Pane?

by Jack Spank9049 March 27, 2022