Definitions by Jack Spank9049
Spack No.4
Spack No.4 has a lot going on in his life right now!
He fancies several girls, obsessed with Spiderman and Batman and is a fond supporter of Saints FC.
He is also majorly obsessed with "Zongie" Army and hates Liverpool FC more than he hates Pompey for some strange reason.
He fancies several girls, obsessed with Spiderman and Batman and is a fond supporter of Saints FC.
He is also majorly obsessed with "Zongie" Army and hates Liverpool FC more than he hates Pompey for some strange reason.
So as you can see Spack No.1, this is Spack No.4 and he likes playing "Zongies", supports Saints, likes Batman and Spiderman and travels abroad at least 3 times a year
Spack No.4 by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022
Spack No.3
Spack No.3 is the brother of Spack No.1 (the leader of all Spacks) and is a handsome looking ginger guy who once had his Warzone death chat clipped by fellow Warzone player 'Legendhuckerby'.
Spack No.3 is also a massive fan of The Strokes but also listens to other artists/bands, one of which being the Arctic Monkeys. He also plays guitar (he has an electric one and a regular one)
Spack No.3 also appears to be quite a big fan of vaping (on a good day, you will often see around 5 'Elf bar' vapes scattered around his room)
Strangely, the whole 'Spack' thing may not exist now if it wasn't for Spack No.3, as he was the one who began calling Spack No.1 spack many years ago, which led to the creation of his Xbox Gamertag 'Jack Spack6049', which then ultimately led up to the events of where we are now in terms of Spacks.
Spack No.3 is also a massive fan of The Strokes but also listens to other artists/bands, one of which being the Arctic Monkeys. He also plays guitar (he has an electric one and a regular one)
Spack No.3 also appears to be quite a big fan of vaping (on a good day, you will often see around 5 'Elf bar' vapes scattered around his room)
Strangely, the whole 'Spack' thing may not exist now if it wasn't for Spack No.3, as he was the one who began calling Spack No.1 spack many years ago, which led to the creation of his Xbox Gamertag 'Jack Spack6049', which then ultimately led up to the events of where we are now in terms of Spacks.
So, as you can see Spack No.5, this is Spack No.3. Without the creation of this amazing ginger dude, the Spack thing may not be a thing now.
Spack No.3 by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022
James Ward-Prowse
This man is simply unstoppable. He can be taking free-kicks whether its from shithole Fratton Park or all the way up Newcastle and still top-bin it in the net at Saint Mary's; he is the G.O.A.T!
Spack No.4: Southampton have a free-kick and James Ward-Prowse seems to be taking it!
Spack No.2: You mean penalty?
Commentator: "It's James-Ward PROOOOOOOOOOOOWSE!"
Spack No.2: You mean penalty?
Commentator: "It's James-Ward PROOOOOOOOOOOOWSE!"
James Ward-Prowse by Jack Spank9049 April 14, 2022
Spack No.1
As of now, this Spack is currently the head and manager and leader and supervisor and advisor and employer of all Spacks!
As you would expect from a Spack, he likes spanking, his room is very messy, he likes PS4 and spiderman. He is very bad at GTA and Warzone. He is also into Spack music. He also has a habbit of punching walls when things don't go his way
As you would expect from a Spack, he likes spanking, his room is very messy, he likes PS4 and spiderman. He is very bad at GTA and Warzone. He is also into Spack music. He also has a habbit of punching walls when things don't go his way
Spack No.1 by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022
FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!
When you're fighting in Warzone and your spastic operator thinks its now the perfect time to put on or take of the gas mask
Spack No.2 *Dies because his operator put on the gas mask*
Also Spack No.2 "FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!"
Spack No.2 *Dies because his operator put on the gas mask*
Also Spack No.2 "FUCKING GAS MASK MAN!"
FUCKING GAS MASK MAN! by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022
FUCKING INTERNET MAN!
When you are playing an online FPS game and lose a fight because you are being subject to large amounts of lag because you either don't use an ethernet cable or use some ancient ADSL service that is capable of usually 10mbps topsy-turvy
FUCKING INTERNET MAN! by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022
Fire Drill
The act of leaving a stadium before the full-time whistle because your team is being absolutely battered!
Fire Drill by Jack Spank9049 April 9, 2022