Jack Spank9049's definitions

Jack

Jack is a very humorous guy who may have black (sometimes curly) hair, with some facial hair, and looks like he lives out of a cave. The music he may listen to can consist of old rock, and alt-rock/indie music.

Despite him being funny, his anger or frustration may get the better of him at times, especially because of video games or someone else's incompetence.

A Jack may also be a certified Spack who may spank him self reguarly (see Spack No.1)

Spank the leg Jack, and don't ya come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Spank the leg Jack, and don't ya come back no more!

by Jack Spank9049 February 25, 2023

Spack No.7

Ok, so before I make a definition about Spack No.6 - a new Spack who has only confirmed herself within the last few hours of my typing this definition, I thought I would make a definition about Spack No.7 - a Spack who is good friends of Spack No.1 - the leader of all Spacks.

So Spack No.7 listens to the very best music!!

He also used to scam kids!!!!!

Owns £50,000 in savings (don't try to rob him, please!!!!) According to Spack No.1, he is the richest Spack!!!

He drives a Mini Cooper Roadster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Spack No.6, you probably have never met the kid, but this is Spack No.7 who is the friend (or apparently boyfriend) of Spack No.1!

by Jack Spank9049 July 24, 2022

Ahh, feels good!

The 2nd most famous thing quoted thing in the history of man and dog.

This took place in Oct 2019 in the school spankroom when someone simply said "Ahh, feels good!" after relieving himself.

Now I was actually seeing Spack No.1 and Spack No.3 this following night (Friday night tings) and it left Spack No.3 in absolute hysterics, didn't it Spack?

- - The witness of this incident was Spack No.2

*Finishes relieving*... "Ahh, feels good!"

by Jack Spank9049 April 28, 2022

Jesus

What my manager calls the church a few minutes up the road from my house

My manager when he drops me home: "I am going to take you to Jesus!"

by Jack Spank9049 January 7, 2023

On the piss

When one is drunk or at least drinking a hefty amount of alcohol in one sitting. I.E; At a birthday party or on New Year's Eve.

Spack No.2 is on the piss

by Jack Spank9049 July 31, 2023

Bournemouth

The nicest city (or town) in the UK. Consisting of its bustling atmosphere around the beach, city centre and the eye-catching view of the beach-front Ferris Wheel providing the human eye with a striking view of what part of the city looks like from a bird's eye view. You also have the unique palm-trees to make you feel like you are playing Vice City all over again, the rays of yellow from the 'Yellow Taxis' constantly travelling back & forth to commute the drunk back to their place of residence, and a night-life like you are playing Cyberpunk all over again!

Spack No.1: I might move from Bournemouth to somewhere up north

Spack No.2: *Commits murder*

by Jack Spank9049 December 12, 2022

Elf Bar

Basically every teenager's favourite toy at the minute.

You'll be seeing this shit discarded on the streets, in the hands of literal 12 year olds, in fucking GCSE exam venues, in Spack No.3's room, in class rooms, at work, you name the place: an Elf Bar will most certainly be there!

Spack No.2: If I had a quid everytime I saw an Elf Bar, then I could probably book a week's trip to North Carolina from Southampton (the industrial city)

by Jack Spank9049 June 23, 2022