Lobby Hop

An act of one switching lobbies in an online game multiple times in quick succession in hopes to find a certain person who may be:

Appearing offline;

Not joinable through profile;

May have blocked the person attempting to lobby hop.

This person could know the lobby hopper irl, or the lobby hopper could be trying to find a popular content creator for that game and thus don't know each other irl.
Kyle was lobby hopping for 3 hours straight in GTA Online to try and find a content creator named Dempy - he was unsuccessful.

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by Jack Spank9049 October 19, 2023
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James Ward-Prowse

This man is simply unstoppable. He can be taking free-kicks whether its from shithole Fratton Park or all the way up Newcastle and still top-bin it in the net at Saint Mary's; he is the G.O.A.T!
Spack No.4: Southampton have a free-kick and James Ward-Prowse seems to be taking it!

Spack No.2: You mean penalty?

Commentator: "It's James-Ward PROOOOOOOOOOOOWSE!"
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Fucking gas man!

The gas man gets blamed on everything (poor gas man!)

Die in Warzone? FUCKING GAS MAN!

internet goes down? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Manager leaves or some other bs happens at your workplace (such as the water heater breaking down) FUCKING GAS MAN!

Disposable vape runs out? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Electric for house goes out and the battery backup for the router runs out? (thankfully it hasn't yet) FUCKING GAS MAN!

Boiler doesn't work? FUCKING GAS MAN!

The enemy you kill on Warzone doesn't give you any deathchat? FUCKING GAS MAN!

You don't clip a warzone deathchat because of some shitty thing with your recording software? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Referee doesn't give the pen? FUCKING GAS MAN!

Hitler rants about something? FUCKING GAS MAN!

You miss the bus? Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!
by Jack Spank9049 August 27, 2022
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The nick

Person 1: Ayo, did you see that guy in Eastleigh outside KF get taken to the nick?

Person 2: Ha yeah I did, what an absolute bellend!
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Said by one typically when in the state of 2nd hand embarrassment when someone around them is acting completely and utterly retarded for no apparent reason
18 year old: Acts like a 5 year old

Person: Have you taken your morning meds?
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Gatso'd

The act of driving past a speed camera over the posted speed limit.

Could be any speed camera (including average speed), not just Gatso cameras.
Jamie: Has Tom got his car?

Terry: Nah he got Gatso'd down the M27 50mph speed limit and he lost his licence in turn as he was on 3 points already on.
by Jack Spank9049 May 22, 2024
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Gatso'd

When you get flashed by a Gatso branded speed camera
Tom was Gatso'd going 53 in a 30.
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