Definitions by Jack Schumacher

Lodi 

A small town in the Bay Area of California, closish to Sacramento. Everyone always hears about it in weather reports, but nobody actually cares where it is.

Guy 1: I live in Lodi.
Guy 2: Where the hell is that?
Guy 1: It's by Brentwood.
Guy 2: Where the hell is Brentwood?

Lodi by Jack Schumacher January 3, 2005

Shacuse

To accuse someone with a vengeance. Usually added at the end of an accusation for comedic values.

"We all KNOW you took the cookie from the cookie jar. Shacuse!"

Shacuse by Jack Schumacher October 8, 2004

Censorship 

1. The product of southern baptist christians trying to get other people to parent their children.
2. The product of minority groups that protest a musician's album that says something bad about their group, while using the 1st amendment as the reason they can protest it.

Censorship? More like censor****!

Censorship by Jack Schumacher October 6, 2004

De La Salle 

A high school in concord, CA where the football team didn't lose for a stretch from 1991-2004. They created pros like Amani Toomer and DJ Williams.

Hey, did you hear? De La Salle sucks all of a sudden.

De La Salle by Jack Schumacher October 6, 2004

Vacaville 

A smallish city in Northern California semi-famous for its high-security prison.

Where the hell is Vacaville?

Vacaville by Jack Schumacher October 6, 2004