Jack MeHoff's definitions

Cold Turkey

when you whack off and you stop right before the jiz comes out and you wait. You dick gets cold and your nuts shrivel up. Then you smack it and everything comes out.

Your gay and I'm going to cold turkey you in your eye.

by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

snout fucker

A person who has an uncontrolable urge to have sexual intercourse with an elephant's trunk.

Yang licks his own balls, and oh yea, he's a snout fucker.

by Jack Mehoff February 22, 2004

The Dolly Parten

One woman Masturbating whist being viewed by three other men who are throwing quarters at her to continue the show.

Look at that Dolly parten,(sound: ka-ching)this is the best little whorehouse in texas.

by Jack Mehoff March 8, 2005

frullet

an afro and a mullet combined

check out billy bobs frullet

by jack mehoff July 7, 2003

alleycat

a dark pussy on a white girl or just a girl with light skin.

Eww dont band stacey she has an alleycat

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005

weenis

the white forskin (turtle neck) on your penis.

hold on let me unzip

by jack mehoff July 13, 2004

shrunken browny

When a homosexual man has anal sex with too many men at once and his penis shrivels up and becomes shit stained ,he has a shrunken browny.

"You got a shrunken browny Steve!"
"Steve, you shit fucker. You gave put your shrunken browny in his mouth!

by Jack Mehoff February 23, 2003